Do The Twist!

Yes, despite the upcoming examinations, This Author refuses to become an ever-annoying uptight female dog who literally barks at people. Never. So, in This Author's personal opinion, we have to de-stress and relax to avoid being another potential psycho/murderer. Solution: Do The Twist! Yup, you heard right - This Author's been dancing to Chubby Checker's 'The Twist'. It's real easy. Just follow This Author's simple guide to doing the Twist!

Let The Fun Begin!

First, go get Chubby Checker's 'The Twist'


Now, stand awkwardly

Then, widen your legs at a reasonable distance and move awkwardly

For the grand finale, POSE awkwardly!

And there you have it! The perfect twist! Okay, I know the whole thing was just a waste of your time and all, but come to think of it, what DID you expect?

PS: This is NOT how This Author does the 'twist'. Honest!

A Whole New Experience

Yes, people - my blog isn't dead. Yet. Well, I've finally got some exciting news for you - This Author has just experienced her very first accident accident (if you get what I mean). No, it wasn't a near-death experience or nothing. Just a small lump on This Author's cheekbone. Unfortunately, the arse who had hit us was nothing but an 'ah long'. He was skinny, arrogant, smug and downright fugly. There my aunt was, trying to discuss what actually went wrong with Mr Scrawny Knees throwing accusations at her like some maniac. I bet his billabong shorts were from the 'chee cheong kai' - Malaysia's chinatown to you. Oh well, I guess I'm done babbling here - I'll go bother someone else now. I'll be back! (For all you noobs, that phrase was taken from 'The Terminator')

Happy Friggin Merdeka, Earthlings!

The Outtakes (Absurdly funny)

Ms Tai, THIS is amazing!

Something I'd Like To See

Hey, Ms T! I know - you've finally found a place among the teachers This Author despises. Hopefully, you won't penalize my marks for the coming exams. Remember the time you showed us those (so-called) A-M-A-Z-I-N-G magic tricks! By the way, my mom thinks it doesn't make sense and my brother thought I was talking about history and swore he would never like it. Okay, this is not ENTIRELY true - I didn't bother telling anyone about it. Well guess what? I have a great idea! Why don't you try this UBERLY AWESOME trick - disappear (and never come back) !

I.AM.EXHAUSTED.SPEECHLESS.

No, This Author is telling yet another lie - how nice. This Author wonders if her sins would go unnoticed forever. On second thought, there's simply NO WAY that could ever happen. And yes, if you're wondering, This Author kinda feels absurdly random lately (another lie). Okay, let's discuss the budget for 2009. I learned one thing. If you're a Malaysian smoker, PAY ATTENTION. The price of cigarettes have gone up by 80 sen! Is that not amazing - you get to save........so much? if you quit now! Happy Ending. And that wraps up today's crap - Have a lovely day or, as my old tour guide in Egypt would say, "I wish for all of you, a lovely day!"

PS: Remember, when you say it, it all comes out in one breath - like "Iwishforallofyoualovelyday!"