Do The Twist!

Yes, despite the upcoming examinations, This Author refuses to become an ever-annoying uptight female dog who literally barks at people. Never. So, in This Author's personal opinion, we have to de-stress and relax to avoid being another potential psycho/murderer. Solution: Do The Twist! Yup, you heard right - This Author's been dancing to Chubby Checker's 'The Twist'. It's real easy. Just follow This Author's simple guide to doing the Twist!

Let The Fun Begin!

First, go get Chubby Checker's 'The Twist'


Now, stand awkwardly

Then, widen your legs at a reasonable distance and move awkwardly

For the grand finale, POSE awkwardly!

And there you have it! The perfect twist! Okay, I know the whole thing was just a waste of your time and all, but come to think of it, what DID you expect?

PS: This is NOT how This Author does the 'twist'. Honest!

A Whole New Experience

Yes, people - my blog isn't dead. Yet. Well, I've finally got some exciting news for you - This Author has just experienced her very first accident accident (if you get what I mean). No, it wasn't a near-death experience or nothing. Just a small lump on This Author's cheekbone. Unfortunately, the arse who had hit us was nothing but an 'ah long'. He was skinny, arrogant, smug and downright fugly. There my aunt was, trying to discuss what actually went wrong with Mr Scrawny Knees throwing accusations at her like some maniac. I bet his billabong shorts were from the 'chee cheong kai' - Malaysia's chinatown to you. Oh well, I guess I'm done babbling here - I'll go bother someone else now. I'll be back! (For all you noobs, that phrase was taken from 'The Terminator')