A Whole New Experience

Yes, people - my blog isn't dead. Yet. Well, I've finally got some exciting news for you - This Author has just experienced her very first accident accident (if you get what I mean). No, it wasn't a near-death experience or nothing. Just a small lump on This Author's cheekbone. Unfortunately, the arse who had hit us was nothing but an 'ah long'. He was skinny, arrogant, smug and downright fugly. There my aunt was, trying to discuss what actually went wrong with Mr Scrawny Knees throwing accusations at her like some maniac. I bet his billabong shorts were from the 'chee cheong kai' - Malaysia's chinatown to you. Oh well, I guess I'm done babbling here - I'll go bother someone else now. I'll be back! (For all you noobs, that phrase was taken from 'The Terminator')