Termites!

Termites! This Author completely detest them! Yes, gentle reader, This Author has indeed seen one not so long ago. Horrible. Disgusting. Ew. It was feeding on a wooden plank and went like cht.... cht cht cht... By God, it made This Author squirm just by looking! Yes again, gentle reader, This Author does not blame you if you think she has indeed lost her mind - sometimes people need to chill, okay? Have a nice weekend.